I get to the office this morning and am greeted by this message (Bold/Italics indicates my edits):
Hi You Poor Bastard,
On checking your order from Friday … I note that the above part shows a back order status because God hates you … I am checking into this and will get back to you with an update or I'll just let you sit there and stare at your monitor helplessly while waiting for an update that will never come …
Messenger of Satan
So, yeah... Later today I will have a big box of parts with nothing to connect them to. I hope you're all having a better day than I am.